The Boutique

[5:49:50 PM] The Hat: Okay
[5:50:53 PM] The Hat: So basically here’s what happened
[5:51:06 PM] The Hat: I found a bike horn in an abandoned catholic church help center for delinquints
[5:51:08 PM] The Hat: and
[5:51:17 PM] The Hat: I decided to call cailen. “…cailen, I have a problem.”
[5:51:32 PM] The Hat: Him: “What kind?”

*HONK*

Him: “…what the HELL was that?”
[5:52:28 PM] The Hat: Me: “I don’t know we just found it and it keeps honking on its own! It’s fucking creepy!”

Him: “…hold on, hold on. Where are you?”

Me: “We’re cleaning an abandoned church and it keeps doing it on its own!”

Him: “…HOW THE HELL DO YOU GET IN THESE SITUATIONS?!”
[5:53:41 PM] Poippet: You’re a bad bad person xD
[5:53:50 PM] The Hat: It gets better
[5:54:18 PM] The Hat: I’m all “What do I dooo?! ;;”

He’s all “…get out. Get out as fast and as far as you can!”

I try to say something, but I make it honk another time and cut the phone line.
[5:54:23 PM] The Hat: He FREAKS OUT to Sam
[5:54:49 PM] Poippet: looool
[5:55:01 PM] The Hat: ‘cause by now cailen is thinking I’m being hunted by some IRL gamzee.
[6:01:01 PM] Poippet: You’re a crazy crazy person
[6:01:20 PM] The Hat: No, I’m just playful 83

You hear that, cailen? I’m PLAAAAAAAYFUL~.